Saturday, December 11, 2010

Dire News



Yesterday I finished writing Lost Tribes of the Dire Planet and it now stands at 128,000 words of pure pulp sword and science fiction.  This books ran somewhat longer than the other Dire Planet novels as I had a multitude of plot threads and story lines which needed some resolution.

Between Strange Gods of the Dire Planet and Lost Tribes of the Dire Planet I've been living on the Dire Planet for over a year.  Now the hard work begins--the brutal editing and revision process.  Because the two novels are closely knit together I'll be editing them consecutively before submitting them to Pulpwork Press--after which they will undergo yet further editing.

Strange Gods is slated for a 2011 release and Lost Tribes of the Dire Planet for a 2012 release.  Of course, the first three Dire Planet books are available at PulpWork.com, Amazon, and Barnes and Noble.

Thursday, November 25, 2010

The Sea Witch Visits the Book Cave

The other day I spent some time with Ric Croxton and Art Sippo of the Book Cave chatting about my latest novel, The Sea Witch.  Find out the inside scoop and discover just which famous actor was my visual and attitude model for the character Seth Armstrong. Check out The Book Cave podcast by clicking here!

Also, feel free to pick up a copy of The Sea Witch at Amazon, Barnes and Noble, or direct from the PulpWork Press website.

Thursday, November 4, 2010

Lost Tribes of the Dire Planet

I'm currently 104,000 words deep and in the midst of wrapping up multitudes of plotlines for book five of the Dire Planet series.

"Book Five?" you say.  "Your publisher hasn't even released book four--Strange Gods of the Dire Planet--yet!"

That's right.  This whole publishing racket takes time.  Look for Strange Gods in 2011 and Lost Tribes in 2012.

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Blood Vault Art

Artist Noel Tuazon has posted a few of his awesome black and white illustrations for the Blood Vault at his blog Ribs Inc.  This includes one never before seen illustration that wasn't used for the final print product because it was just a bit too graphic. My publisher realizes I've got impressionable youth reading my stories...

Thursday, October 28, 2010

Dracula Lives


Just in time for Halloween, Pulpwork Press has released Dracula Lives by Joshua Reynolds.  There are currently two reviews of this horror extravaganza available for your perusal:  The first at Percival Constantine's Blog and the second at a website its owners quaintly refer to as HellnotesDracula Lives is now available on Amazon.

Monday, October 25, 2010

Sea Witch Review


Percival Constantine is the first reviewer out of the gate and has posted a review of my latest book, The Sea Witch, at his blog.

Friday, October 8, 2010

Through the Groaning Book Cave

A few days ago I spent some time being interviewed by the indubitably well read Dr. Art Sippo and Ric Croxton for the Book Cave PODcast which is now available.  We talk about my dark fantasy novel, Through the Groaning Earth and its predecessor, Escape from Devil's Head.  Give it a listen and if you like what you hear pick up a copy of Through the Groaning Earth at Amazon, Barnes and Noble, or on Kindle.

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Six-Guns


My latest story about Lone Crow, the famous Native American gunfighter, has been published in the Six-Guns Straight from Hell anthology which is now available on Amazon.  There's one review up and it's favorable--even singling out my story (in a good way).

Friday, October 1, 2010

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

28% Discount

It just came to my attention that Barnes and Noble has my books The Sea Witch, and Through the Groaning Earth on sale for a 28% discount.  That means that the Sea Witch is $7.88 and Through the Groaning Earth is $8.60. If you've been waiting for a good deal to pick them up now might be the time.

Thursday, September 16, 2010

The Groaning Earth in Digital

Fictionwise, a website that traffics in electronic versions of literature, regularly has Through the Groaning Earth listed at $2.99, which I--egotistically--think is a pretty good value.  However, since it's a new release they currently have it listed at just $2.54.

An unnatural storm arises with great fury and breaks the spine of a foreign warship upon the reefs of Bathos, casting the few survivors into the merciless machinery of the City of Corruption; A silver mine haunted by the vengeful dead; An Assassins Guild that will stop at nothing to slay one that was formerly their own--the woman known as the 'siren of slaughter'; a perilous journey through the bowels of a mountain where lurk the half-breed children of man and demon. Welcome to the City of Bathos! 

Available eBook Formats [MultiFormat - What's this?]: eReader (PDB) [356 KB] , ePub (EPUB) [305 KB] , Rocket/REB1100 (RB) [308 KB] , Portable Document Format (PDF) [932 KB] , Palm Doc (PDB) [356 KB] , Microsoft Reader (LIT) [352 KB] , Franklin eBookMan (FUB) [342 KB] , hiebook (KML) [772 KB] , Sony Reader (LRF) [382 KB] , iSilo (PDB) [291 KB] , Mobipocket (PRC) [365 KB] , Kindle Compatible (MOBI) [438 KB] , OEBFF Format (IMP) [473 KB]
Words: 109559
Reading time: 313-438 min.
Microsoft Reader (LIT) Format: Printing DISABLED, Read-Aloud ENABLED
Portable Document Format (PDF) Format:  Printing DISABLED, Read-Aloud ENABLED
All Other formats: Printing DISABLED, Read-aloud DISABLED
ISBN: 97814505005116
 

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

The Sea Witch on Sale

When Olympic fencer Max Damage inherits the family business, Damage Inc, he finds messy bookkeeping and a number of mysterious projects, and when a long-legged Russian woman breaks into the offices late one night he finds himself the target of the president of Murmykia--the self styled chess-master and ruler of a splintered Russian state. As the pile of dead bodies and the mysteries grow deeper, Max fights to unravel the tangled skein of his own shadowed past until he comes face to face with his own twisted alter ego.

The Sea Witch is slated for general release at the end of September, but you can pre-order a copy at http://www.pulpworkpress.com and get free shipping.

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Through the Groaning Kindle

My dark fantasy novel, Through the Groaning Earth is now available for the Kindle and for only $2.99.  If you've got a Kindle pick up a copy of Through the Groaning Earth at Amazon !

Thursday, September 9, 2010

Nook Review


In the year 2000, in writing Dire Planet, I envisioned a 'Clip Pad' device created by NASA technology which enabled marooned astronaut Garvey Dire to store a library of thousands of books and movies.  Ten years later the general public has access to the 'Ipad' which can do just that.  

Though I easily imagine cutting edge technology it some times take me longer to adopt it.  Being slightly behind the technological curve gives one the advantage of a lower price and an opportunity for the bugs to be worked out.  For a long time I've been resisting the purchase of an electronic reader, but the falling prices of ereaders finally lured me in and I purchased a Nook from Barnes and Noble. Instead of a long-winded examination of the product I'll list some pros and cons and then make a summation.

Pros:
Good size for reading and portability
Capable of reading the standard Epub files and PDF files.
Lots of free public domain Epub and PDF files available for reading.
Barnes and Nobles offers a listing of free classic book downloads every Friday- more good books than you can possibly read in a week.
You can load up your music collection (MP3) and listen via a tiny speaker or headphones
Upgradable from 8 Gigabytes to 40 gigabytes by adding a 32 gb chip which you can get for $25 on Amazon.
Low eyestrain
Long battery life
You can fit hundreds or even thousands of books on your Nook and carry them with you.
The Nook has a small touch screen at the bottom
If you accidentally wipe out your memory you can redownload your books from Barnes and Noble at any time.
It handles black and white illustrations quite well.
It's the right size.  It's easy to lounge about and read your Nook just as if you were reading a book.

Cons:
Speed of navigation: It takes time to switch between books or to find specific passages. A search function helps, but is very slow and not always effective. I've got scriptures on my Nook and it is time consuming to look up a specific passage. The Nook is not designed for any casual or serious scriptorian--only for lateral reading.
If the power goes out for three or four days the Nook will be useless
It requires a light source to read. The Nook is not backlit.
Color illustrations are sometimes translated into black and white quite well, but other times they confuse the Nook and end up looking like fuzz.
The formating on the PDF files sometimes comes out odd depending upon the size of font you choose.
Not good for visual books like graphic novels

All in all I'm quite pleased with the Nook. I've got hundreds of books loaded onto it and most were public domain and cost me nothing. There are also a number of publishers that offer very reasonable prices on their books. Largely the way I choose between hard copy and digital copy is economics. If I can purchase an electronic copy for less than half the price of a hard copy I'll go with the electronic copy.

However, the Nook is not all that I hoped. I had anticipated being able to cruise from scripture to scripture at least as fast as I could manage with paper scriptures. This was not the case. It has molasses-like navigation functions. Despite this I find the Nook a useful gadget that I'll be able to get lots of use out of--just not as much use as I was hoping.

The other day I went out of town and I took my Ipod in case I wanted to watch an old episode of Star Trek, my Nook for reading, and a AlphaSmart so I could do some writing. I realized that one compact gadget that could do all three of these things would be preferable. Turns out that Samsung's already got something on the way that's more compact than the I-Pad but has a larger screen than the Ipod touch.

The future is not this particular Nook, but barring nuclear war, it is inescapable that more and more people will be doing their reading on electronic devices. Those devices will change and evolve and each person will settle with something that fits their pocket book, their need, and their desires.  The idea of a handheld gadget that does only one thing is already outdated--and there is some room for improvement on the one thing that the Nook is designed for: reading books.

Oh, there's one development that I predicted in Dire Planet which still hasn't come to pass: the 'Clip Pad' was rechargeable with solar energy. An astronaut stranded on Mars doesn't always an electrical outlet handy.  Once Apple comes out with an Ipad that you don't have to plug in to keep charged up they'll really have something.  

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Long Night in Little China


Yesterday I was finally able to deliver on a promised Lone Crow Story, Against the Gathering Darkness, which is now available in Dark Worlds magazine #5.

It seems that Lone Crow isn't through with his adventures yet, though. An upcoming anthology, Six Guns Straight from Hell, has decided to pick up the Lone Crow story, Long Night in Little China. This story finds Lone Crow in gold rush San Francisco, at odds with the tongs that rule Little China and hold a lot of sway in the rest of the criminal-ridden city.

It will be a long stretch before Long Night in Little China sees print, so in the meantime get your fix of weird western by reading Against the Gathering Darkness.

Monday, September 6, 2010

Lone Crow & Wyatt Earp


I know I teased this story, Against the Gathering Darkness, a long, long time ago but sometimes that's how long it takes to get a story published. But it's finally here! Famous native American gunslinger Lone Crow and another guy named Wyatt Earp join forces to look for a lost archeologist up north of Skagway Alaska and discover a little more than they bargained for lurking at the bottom of a played out mine. This sucker is about 12,000 words long--room enough for some heavy-duty storytelling and an action-packed ending--and you can read it in Dark Worlds #5. If you've got an electronic reader that can handle (PDF) Portable Document Files or you don't mind reading on your computer you can save a bundle by picking up the $3.99 download.

However, some might be tempted to pick up the hard copy just because of the awesome M.D. Jackson cover. But besides the cool cover you're going to get the following line up of nifty pulp-style stories:

"Of Kings and Servants" by C.J. Burch (Sword and Sorcery)

The Hook by J.F. Gonzalez (Horror)

The Black Grave of Deception by Peter Welmerink (Sword and Sorcery)

Body of Work (A Mythos Horror 'Book Collector' story)

The Cryo Game by Jack Mackenzie (Space Adventure)

Black Destiny of Ys by David A. Hardy (Historical Fantasy)


Against the Gathering Darkness by Joel Jenkins (Historical Western Horror/Adventure)

An Interview with C. J. Burch: A Chuck the Barbarian Cartoon

Saturday, July 31, 2010

The Soundtrack to Your Life

Finding snippets of music and song that have taken on a meaning in your life or recall some event or place in time has become much easier with the advent of Itunes. In a few minutes I can download a particular Led Zeppelin song and Ted Nugent's 'Stranglehold' and remember driving home late one hot summer night twenty years ago.

Other songs are not so easily recovered, but are perhaps more meaningful to me since I helped create them. 'Blood Adonis' from the band Dreamer's Eye is forever lost as is 'Shotgun' from Count Zero. Maybe there's a poor quality recording of these in a box lost in a former bandmate's garage...but probably not. These songs exist only in my memories and in the memories of a few others.

However, some songs have been recorded and saved. I found a couple of master tapes from the band Static Condition and through the technical expertise of Flow Motion Media I now have newly digitized version of Chemical Corruption , Maddas, Rollin' On, and Satan Dog.

What do these songs mean? Well, they have different meanings to the writer and to the listener--but for me, beyond my initial intended meaning, they are an audio snapshot of the energy, excitement, and even the budding disillusionment of my lost youth.

Friday, July 30, 2010

The Savage Bathos Primer


For those of you not familiar with the City of Bathos, the background--and it should be said, truly the main character--for my novels Escape from Devil's Head and Through the Groaning Earth there happens to be a handy primer available at SavageBathos.com.

Thursday, July 29, 2010

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Coming Attractions

Through the Groaning Earth is now blurbed at the Coming Attractions website. This website specializes in previewing products that feature pulp characters from the pulp magazines of the thirties and forties or publications that are written in a style characteristic of the pulps of that era.

What, you might ask, qualifies as pulp-style? Ask any number of pulp-aficionados and you might receive any number of different answers, but they will all probably agree that the pulps were known for their fast-paced storyline that included plenty of action.

Does Through the Groaning Earth have plenty of fast-paced action? You better believe it. It's also got plenty of paranoia, intrigue, and characters you'd never want to meet in a dark alley--or anywhere else, for that matter.

Copies of Through the Groaning Earth are available at Amazon or cruise over the the Pulpwork Press website and if you order quickly enough you might be able to pick up a free copy of the prequel, Escape from Devil's Head. The free copy of Escape from Devil's Head is largely unadvertised and is only good until supplies run out.

Monday, July 26, 2010

The City in Darkness

In discussing my new book, Through the Groaning Earth, author Joshua Reynolds gives an interesting treatise on The City in Darkness and its place in fantasy. I only wish I would have had this treatise earlier. I think it would have made a great introduction to Through the Groaning Earth. Maybe if I ever get around to writing a third novel set in the City of Bathos...

Friday, July 23, 2010

Aaar! A Mistake.

Typos, grammatical errors--they're the author's worst enemy. Recently, a grammatical error slipped through on the back book cover of a handful of proof copies for my newest children's book (for children of all ages, naturally) Pirates of Mirror Land.

If you can spot the plural possessive problem on the back cover shoot me an email at joel dot jenkins at gmail dot com (just convert the dots and at to form a proper email address), and I'll award your grammatical prowess by sending you a free copy of the problematic pirate book.

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Summer of Fun Cowboy Contest

Derrick Ferguson, fellow Pulp Work Press author and co-host for the Better in the Dark movie review Podcast posted this information about the Summer O'Fun Cowboy contest that Better in the Dark is sponsoring:

How to enter the Summer of Fun Cowboy Contest-

First of all, go on over to the BETTER IN THE DARK MESSAGE BOARD. Then what you’re gonna do is write a 1000 word essay on your favorite western movie or TV show. Or if you’re in a more creative mood, a 1000 word weird western story. Please, no 30-page epics, okay? There’s a Summer O’Fun Cowboy Contest thread on the message board for you to post your entries. That’s why you’ve gotta sign up, okay?

Affiliates of PulpWork Press and Earth-2.net are not eligible.

So what do you get if you win? Thought you’d never ask. The Prize Package contains:



GRIMJACK OMNIBUS #1: The original GrimJack stories by creators John Ostrander and Timothy Truman gathered together in one kick-ass 400 page volume. Collected are stories from ‘Starslayer’ #10-#17 and ‘GrimJack’ issues #1-#13 as originally published by First Comics between 1983-1985.

But wait! There's more!

You also get an autographed copy Derrick Ferguson's first novel, DILLON AND THE VOICE OF ODIN

And Moly Hoses! There's STILL more!!!

You’ll also get a copy of HOW THE WEIRD WAS WEIRD, an anthology of weird western stories edited by Russ Anderson and written by Joel Jenkins, Barry Reese, Mike McGee, Joshua Reynolds, Ian Taylor, Ian Mileham, Chris Munn, Bill Kte’pi and others.

But wait! Believe it or not there’s still more…

You’ll also get a copy of the ultra rare, ultra hard to find FRONTIER PUBLISHING PRESENTS #1 which features among other things “Dillon And The Escape From Tosegio” the legendary 10 page comic book story illustrated by Alex Kosakowski and scripted by Russ Anderson. Also in FPP#1 is “The Skiff” a story by the co-creators of The World’s Most Awesome Comics Magazine: EL GORGO! That’s right, we’re talkin’ about Mike McGee and Tamas Jakab and if you’ve been diggin’ EL GORGO! There here’s your chance to get your hands on one of their earliest masterworks.

Any winning weird west short story entry will be forwarded to the attention of editor Russ Anderson who compiled the PulpWork Press anthology How the West was Weird.

WHEW!

Now if that ain’t enough to get you crackin’ then I dunno what will. Get busy writing those essays and stories and get ‘em in, pronto. The deadline for the contest is August 31, 2010.

Saturday, July 10, 2010

Buy One Get the Prequel Free!

Through the Groaning Earth is slated for release the 30th of July, however if you're the kind of person who likes to get a head start on things or the antithesis of a procrastinator there are a couple of ways you can beat the release date.

I did a quick search at Amazon and it looks like Through the Groaning Earth is already posted for sale. I personally have no problem with anyone who is sneaky enough to order it before the release date.

Or for those who live by the maxim 'The early bird gets the worm' and don't like to make their purchases through massive internet conglomerates cruise on over to the Pulp Work Press website and purchase Through the Groaning Earth. Do it now, though, because the first NINE purchasers not only receive a copy of Through the Groaning Earth but they receive a free copy of Escape from Devil's Head which is the prequel to Through the Groaning Earth.

Now that you've been informed of this secret bit of insider information you're probably saying to yourself, 'sounds like a great deal' but what is Through the Groaning Earth about?

I'm glad you asked. Here's the cover blurb:

An unnatural storm arises with great fury and breaks the spine of a foreign warship upon the reefs of Bathos, casting the few survivors into the merciless machinery of the City of Corruption; A silver mine haunted by the vengeful dead; An Assassins Guild that will stop at nothing to slay one that was formerly their own--the woman known as the 'siren of slaughter'; a perilous journey through the bowels of a mountain where lurk the half-breed children of man and demon. Welcome to the City of Bathos!

You can check out a preview of the first chapter right here.

The Nuclear Kindle

The Nuclear Suitcase is now available on Amazon.com for Kindle download. It's only $2.99 and I get nearly as much royalty on a sale as if you bought a hard copy at four times the price!

The Nuclear Suitcase is my love letter to the 1980's. It's got cold war warriors, guns, guitars, pop starlets, and heavy metal icons. If you've got a Kindle please pick up a copy!

Breaking the Silence

It's been a while since I've posted, but don't take my silence as meaning I've got nothing to say. I've got a lot to talk about...really. It just seems that I've been too busy to do much talking.

I've got a review of the Barnes and Noble E-Reader, the Nook, which I'd like to share. A contest for free copies of The Pirates of Mirror Land, an announcement about a Better in the Dark Podcast Weird West Fiction or Essay Contest, a pre-order give away for my new novel Through the Groaning Earth, more Dire Planet compendium entries, and even an announcement about The Nuclear Suitcase. And for a sneak peek into my wasted youth, I've even got newly digitized song versions of my old band Static Condition which I'd like to share.

I'll get to all these just as soon as I can!

Monday, June 21, 2010

The Dire Book Cave


Ric Croxton of The Book Cave Podcast interviewed me the other day, at length, about the Dire Planet trilogy and pumped me for information about upcoming Dire Planet novels. You can listen the interview here.

Saturday, June 12, 2010

Dire Planet Compendium #7: The Hilt has Turned


Many Martian tribes play a game called mupleg in which opponents stand across from a sword on a spindle, which is attached to a variety of ropes wound around that spindle. The opponents pull at the ropes attempting to turn the hilt in their direction and halt the spinning so that they can leap forward and grab the sword. Unlike the Muvari tribe, who plays with a dull edged or a wooden sword, the galbran play the game with a real sword and the spinning edge can sever finger and limb if a player is unfortunate. A player is considered to have the advantage if the hilt is turned in his direction and from thus springs the phrase 'the hilt has turned'.

Copyright 2010 by Joel Jenkins. All Rights Reserved.

Pick up the Dire Planet books at Amazon or PulpWork Press.

Thursday, June 10, 2010

Dillon and the Pulp Fiction Review

Scoot on over to the Pulp Fiction Review site and read Mr. Ron Fortier's Review of Derrick Ferguson's Dillon and the Legend of the Golden Bell from Pulpwork Press. Mr. Fortier seems to like it.

Saturday, May 29, 2010

Dark Worlds Five


Here's the cover of Dark Worlds #5 with another awesome M.D. Jackson cover. This will be coming at you this summer chock full o' cool stories.

One of those cool stories will be Against the Gathering Darkness, recounting the story where famed Native American gunslinger Lone Crow meets up with Wyatt Earp in Alaska while searching for a missing archeologist doing field work for Miskatonic University.

I've had one previous Lone Crow story published in How the West was Weird. If you haven't picked up a copy of that you can grab one here.


Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Dire News for the Dire Planet

Sometimes when a writer gets caught in the muddle and muck of battling through the writing process strange things happen. In this case the strange thing results in both good news and bad news for fans of the Dire Planet tales.

I was hoping that the latest (fourth in the series) Dire Planet, which I tentatively titled Lost Tribes of the Dire Planet, would see print by the end of this year. However, it will not see print this year, but has been rescheduled for 2011. Also, the name of the novel has been retitled to Strange Gods of the Dire Planet.

The good news is that hot on the heels of Strange Gods of the Dire Planet will be a fifth Dire Planet novel entitled Lost Tribes of the Dire Planet. This is projected for release in 2012.

How far along are these projects, you might ask? I've finished the first draft of Strange Gods of the Dire Planet and am about 20,000 words (approximately 1/5 of the way) into Lost Tribes of the Dire Planet.

Beyond 2012 I'm not making any promises or predictions. However, I can see the possibility of a sixth (and maybe final) Dire Planet novel: Immortals of the Dire Planet.

Monday, May 24, 2010

Devil Take the Kindle

My hard-boiled horror thriller, Devil Take the Hindmost, is now available on Kindle for less than a buck! If you've got a Kindle pick up a digital copy now. Heck, at that price even if you don't have a Kindle you may want to pick up a copy.

Friday, May 21, 2010

The Secret Life of Love and Bullets

By now, perhaps, you've heard about the latest PulpWork Press release, Love and Bullets. Maybe you haven't heard about its secret origins. Before it became a full length prose novel it was originally developed as a comic book entitled Code Name: Black Widow, and I've prevailed upon author Percival Constantine to share some of that artwork with me and also a copy of that original comic book script, which you can download here.

Monday, May 17, 2010

Dire Kindle

Dire Planet and Exiles of the Dire Planet are now available on Kindle at the amazing prices of only 99 measly cents for Dire Planet and $1.99 for Exiles. Download them at Amazon.com.

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Dire Planet Compendium #6: The Wings of Mars


The wings used by the Martian Tribes are constructed from hollow wooden tubes stretched tightly with elastic fungal membranes harvested from dank caverns beneath Mars which grow thick with stuff. They are sometimes stretched with arshen skin, which is actually preferable to the fungal membranes--but harvesting arshen skin is a difficult task. The framework for these wings are generally constructed from a bamboo-like species of wood, called Gejassoas, the cane of which is sealed with arshen pitch. The Gejassoas wood is hollow and very strong. Though it is the reduced gravity of Mars that makes flight possible, the buoyancy of the flyer is often increased by pumping these pitch-sealed tubes with a buoyant gas.

The Galbran Tribes are known to stud the edges of their wings with razors. When they attack their foes they swoop low and slice them down with the edges of their wings. This tactic hasn't widely been adopted by other tribes, since the maneuver is nigh on suicidal. If the wings become entangled or the momentum of the flyer is abruptly halted it usually means injury or death for the galbran strapped into the wings.

Monday, May 3, 2010

Mothers Day Madness

This weekend at the Toronto Comics Art Festival artist Noel Tuazon will be on hand to premiere two new book projects which he and myself (Joel Jenkins) were involved with.

The first is a promotional chapbook, The Blood Vault, which contains the fully-illustrated short story which was the precursor to my novel, Devil Take the Hindmost. This story features Damon St. Cloud as he hunts down a missing congressional intern and uncovers an unholy alliance of the undead and politics (really a natural mix, when you think about it). There will be a limited number of copies available, but these will be free at Noel's table.

Also, you'll find copies of The Pirates of Mirror Land--which is my debut in the field of children's literature. At night the stuffed animals in Chase and Destiny's bedroom come to life and Imo, the gopher, and Floppy, the bunny, chase an errant hamster into the lost realm of Mirror Land in an effort to find her. Noel did a fantastic job on the illustrations and he'll have copies of hand in Toronto.

So what if you aren't in the neighborhood of Toronto this coming weekend? Well, it so happens that Amazon has jumped the gun and Pirates of Mirror Land and The Blood Vault chapbook (which also contains sample chapters of other novels) are available via their website. If you order now, just perhaps, you'll be able to get your hands on these books by Mothers Day.

Monday, April 19, 2010

How the West was Weird and Lone Crow

How the West was Weird gets reviewed over at Pulp Fiction Reviews. Swing on over and check out Ron Fortier's critique...

And in response to Mr. Fortier's question, it does look as though there will be further adventures of Lone Crow seeing print. It appears that a Lone Crow story (with Wyatt Earp) will be showing up in the next issue of Dark Worlds. I'll keep you apprised when I have further information.

In the meantime, copies of How the West was Weird are available at Pulpwork Press or Amazon.

Saturday, April 17, 2010

Countess Oblivion

Josh Reynolds serialized tale, Countess Oblivion, is off to an intriguing start. It stars a version of the ubiquitous Countess Felluci.

Check out the first chapter.

Monday, April 12, 2010

Dire Planet Compendium #5: Arshen

The arshen is a large slug-like creature which dwells in subterranean pits. They exude a thick pitch-like substance which the Martian Tribes use to waterproof clothing, boats, and wings. The skin of a slain arshen is difficult to remove, but is semi-translucent and naturally waterproof. It is used for tent, tarpaulin, clothing and for covering the gejassoas frames that form the wings that so many tribes use for travel. The arshen seem ponderous and placid, but they have an unpredictable temperament that makes them dangerous. They can move more quickly than most imagine and they are capable of swallowing large animals or humans whole, and their corrosive gastric juices quickly break down their meals.

Copyright 2010 by Joel Jenkins. All Rights Reserved.

Pick up the Dire Planet books at Amazon or PulpWork Press.

Saturday, April 3, 2010

Dire Planet Compendium #4: The Rotteliver

The humble rotteliver is a Martian insect pest with twelve legs and a hard carapace that makes it notoriously difficult to kill. These like to invade grain stores and supplies, tainting them and making them unfit for consumption. This gives rise to the comparisons, "as tenacious as a rotteliver" or "as resilient as rotteliver."

Certain species of these insects are omnivorous and will eat carrion or flesh. In fact, some healing shamans use them to treat infections, by setting the rottelivers in the wound and letting them eat the infected and necrotic flesh.

However, this treatment is best performed only by skilled shamans as there are some species of rotteliver that have a taste for living flesh just as well as dead flesh and are not so selective about what they eat. There are reports of entire scouting parties that have been devoured by rottelivers after they had the misfortune of stumbling into a colony.

Copyright 2010 by Joel Jenkins. All Rights Reserved.

Pick up the Dire Planet books at Amazon or PulpWork Press.

Friday, March 26, 2010

I Go Spelunking




















I'm appearing on a recent episode of The Book Cave with hosts Ric and Art. I discuss my book The Nuclear Suitcase, The Gantlet Brothers, and they track down a Gantlet story from ten years ago and expose a continuity error on my part. Good Fun!

Also we discuss upcoming projects and book releases. Check out the Book Cave PodCast here.