Wednesday, March 13, 2013

"Joel Jenkins Does an Adequate Job"


I stumbled across an Amazon review of one of my books where a reader damns me with faint praise, stating that "Joel Jenkins Does an Adequate Job."  Hopefully, my upcoming (and 15th book) Weird Worlds of Joel Jenkins will provoke a more visceral reaction of either love or hatred.

Here's the awesome, and raw (meaning no titles and blurbs) wrap around cover created by the indefatigable MD Jackson. This features a vast number of characters that appear in the Weird Worlds collection which will be available late May or June.


Here are the characters from left to right: giant great white Martian ape, former exile Tredia, Jake with crow Fineous on shoulder, former Galbran Naegrik, master of disguise The Adder, Amelia Earhart, master escape artist The Eel,  the ghost of Firetrail, Strommand Greatrix, the stubborn goat, Astin of the bow, the Taker, unnamed hero with goat horn in hand, Mormon gunfighter Porter Rockwell, rock vocalist Matthias Gantlet, Nazi robot, bodyguard Blake Hawkins, vampire hunter Damon St. Cloud, and icy-hearted assassin Monica Killingsworth.

Monday, February 11, 2013

Press Release from PulpWork


Pulpwork Author Joel Jenkins applies his purple prose to a different sort of tale, recounting the eventful life of a close friend. This fast-moving biography is packed with action and pathos and is available right here at a 20% discount if you type in the savings code of 5YRZ6A8W.

September Peterson has received death sentences many times from well-meaning doctors speaking in hushed tones. Living with cystic fibrosis means that he'll die from cystic fibrosis--a long and excruciating death--unless, by tempting fate, he can find a quicker, faster way to go.

When September's cheerleader fiancee dumps him for a college man, September picks fast cars, motorcycles, and hard alcohol to do the trick, then witnesses his life unravel into a series of death defying encounters--all the while battling his own inner demons.


One Foot in My Grave is also available for just $2.99 at Amazon and Barnes and Noble in Kindle and Epub formats, respectively.

Monday, January 7, 2013

On the Burner for 2013


I've got three books scheduled for release in 2013.  The first up, One Foot in My Grave, is a very personal project about a friend of mine who suffered from an affliction called cystic fibrosis, and lived a very colorful life--as you can see by the book cover.  This should be out sometime next month.

Second up is The Weird Worlds of Joel Jenkins which is a collection of difficult to find previously published stories as well as a number of never before published tales that are heavy on the weird and heavy on the action.

Third to the plate will be The Gantlet Brothers: Sold Out, which is the third in the guns and guitars genre series and takes the Gantlet Brothers on the trail of justice and vengeance from Puerto Rico to Czechoslovakia in search of Vietnamese crimelord who killed one of their own.

Tuesday, January 1, 2013

2012: What I've Done

Here's a quick review of writings that I managed to get published in 2012:


The fifth of my Dire Planet series recounting the adventures of marooned astronaut Garvey Dire was published in March from PulpWork Press. Available at Pulpwork.com, Amazon in hard copy, and Kindle, and Barnes and Noble in Epub.


In April Five Disciples was published in Low Noon, an anthology of Weird West tales.  Five Disciples is a Lone Crow story.  Lone Crow is an infamous Native American gunslinger who roamed the West (and a number of other places) and here we find him on the Barbary Coast hunting Shotgun Ferguson, a wanted killer.  Throw in a witch and the Five Disciples of the Immortals and you get havoc and destruction on San Francisco's Telegraph Hill.  Low Noon is available on Amazon in both hard copy and Kindle formats.


In August an 'All Martian Spectacular' of Science Fiction Trails contained yet another Lone Crow story, The Vanishing City.  Crow accompanies Doctor Sylvia Conrad on an archeological expedition to Mount Shasta, investigating claims that an outpost of lost Lemuria has been discovered there.  In the meantime, the infamous bounty hunters known as the Grim Brothers have gathered a motley crew of cutthroats and killers and are dogging his trail.  This story has some loose tie-ins with my Dire Planet series.

This issue of Science Fiction Trails is available on Amazon in hard copy at $8.00 or for a $1.99 Kindle download You can a 40% discount on a hard copy of Science Fiction Trails #9 by going to this link and entering the discount code of RMYAE97U.



In September my first foray into the land of Camelot was published. The brother knights Balin and Balan of North Umberland are only given a handful of pages in Malory's Le Morte D'Arthur, but shamelessly pillaging the works of Malory I expanded their adventures into a full length novel. Some purists might complain that Merlin and Arthur aren't cast in the most favorable light in these pages (even as the villains of the piece) but I contend that a careful reading of Le Morte D'Arthur will confirm that they are less than virtuous and even downright despicable.  Copies are available at Amazon (kindle $2.99, $13.95 hard copy), Barnes and Noble or direct from PulpWork Press (hard copy only) at a 20% discount if you punch in the semi-secret code of 5YRZ6A8W.  


Also in September, after languishing for seven years at a less than desirable publishing house, the rights for my dark fantasy novel, Escape from Devil's Head, reverted to me.  PulpWork Press put it back in print.  This is the first of the Tales from the City of Bathos novels, the story which is told in a series of interconnecting short stories and novellas taking viewpoints of various denizens of the City of Corruption, where you'll find cutthroats, criminals, nameless cults, dire gods, alien entities and strangling politics--much like today. You can find this at Amazon in hard copy or digital or at Barnes and Noble in hard copy or digital.  Find the hard copy at a 20% discount direct from PulpWork Press if you punch in the savings code of 5YRZ6A8W.


In November a third Lone Crow story was published in Gunslingers and Ghost Stories from Sci-Fi Trails. Old Mother Hennessy follows Lone Crow and his erstwhile companion-in-arms Six-Gun Susannah Johnson, the fastest (though perhaps not the most accurate) gun in the West. While running down some bounties they get caught between the vengeful dead and the murderous Hennessy Brothers who aim on adding Crow and Johnson to their graveyard of victims. You can find this at Amazon and Barnes and Noble in hard copy, Kindle and Ebook formats for just $3.55.


Rounding out the year is Lair of the White Apes, a Dire Planet short story, which is included in the December 2nd Annual PulpWork Christmas Special.  You can find this at Amazon.com for $7.95. If you have an Amazon Prime membership the Kindle version is currently available at no charge, or if you don't have a membership the price is $2.99.

So in retrospect, it looks like I may have accomplished more writing than I thought.  On a slightly different note, through no instigation of my own, I (or alter egos of myself) managed to appear in two different tales by two of the coolest pulp-writers alive.  Yes, I'm talking about Josh Reynolds and Derrick Ferguson.

The first is The Matryoshka Affair featuring a pair of my favorite characters: The Ameriquetzlan ambassador Ulrich Popoca and, agent for the infamous Diogenes Club, the Countess Francesca Felluci. Another agent of the Diogenes Club named Jenkins narrowly escapes being killed. This is the second time that agent Jenkins has appeared in a Popoca story.

And on page 207 and 208 of Dillon and the Pirates of Xonira, by Derrick Ferguson, a roguish fellow by the name of Jenkins mouths off to Dillon's right hand man, Eli, when he's ordered to remove some limpet mines from the submarine Morgan Adams. Pick up a copy of Dillon and the Pirates of Xonira at the PulpWork Press website and get 20% off by using the 5YRZ6A8W code.

These appearances in Reynolds' and Ferguson's stories may be the closest I get to pulp immortality.

I wish you all a happy and productive 2013! 













Thursday, December 27, 2012

Saturday, December 15, 2012

Free PulpWork Christmas PDF


A few people have requested a PDF with a single page view which allows them to view the text larger and makes for easier scrolling.  Use this link to access the single page view version of the PulpWork Press Christmas Special 2012. This will be posted for free (no charge) until the end of 2012.

If you prefer a hard copy one can be purchased at Amazon.com for $7.95. If you have an Amazon Prime membership the Kindle version is currently available at no charge, or if you don't have a membership the price is $2.99.


Saturday, December 8, 2012

Free & Discounted Christmas Special



For your Yuletide reading pleasure PulpWork Press has released its PulpWork Christmas Special for 2012!  You can obtain this book for absolutely free using the following links:

PDF Format  (Free until Dec. 31 when it will be taken down)
Kindle Format  (Free from 12/10 to 12/15. After that date this ebook is priced at $2.99)

If you prefer reading your Christmas fiction in the vintage manner on actual pulp, pick up a hard copy of the PulpWork Christmas Special 2012 at the following places:

PulpWork Press  (Listed at $7.95. For a 20% discount use the code 5YRZ6A8W at checkout)
Amazon.com  (Listed at $7.95. For free shipping order $25 or more worth of product)

What sort of stories might you expect from our 2012 Christmas spectacular? I'm glad you asked. Here is the blurb from the back cover:

Yuletide Tales of Horror, Woe and Destruction: Featuring characters and setting from their premiere New Pulp creations, here are four soon-to-be Christmas Classics from the pens of master pulpists Josh Reynolds, Joel Jenkins, Derrick Ferguson, and Russ Anderson.

Feast of Fools: The Royal Occultist, Charles St. Cyprian and his lovely assistant, the gun-toting and slightly bloodthirsty Ebe Gallowglass, take down an ancient cult on their Christmas holiday.

Lair of the White Apes: In search of a missing squad of warriors, the former cannibal Naegrik and his companions in arms travel to the snowy reaches of the Dire Planet and explore the not-quite abandoned temple of the One Son.

How to Get Rid of a Body on Christmas Day: It's truly a twisted Christmas when a pair of old comrades contrive a way to dispose of an unwanted corpse one early Christmas morning.

Dillon and the Night Before Christmas: Global instigator Dillon begins to question the reason for his existence as he goes on a rum-soaked Christmas Eve bender, and discovers what the world would look like without him.